"Dear God, that could not have come from my ass!" - B

"Hmm, this tastes like a mixture of mustard, and ass. With a little mayonase in there" - R

"I thought he was going to die at first, but then he took a huge shit and has been fine since" - J

"They were just trying to frighten you into loving Jesus" - B

"Next thing you know, you could be walking down the street with a hamster on you cock completly naked." - D

"I mean, he's got nothin'. At least she has a vagina... She's got that going for her." - B

"I can smell your meat." - J2

"You know why they call them the golden years? It's because you piss on yourself all the time." - B

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